You’ve just stumbled upon the ultimate list of CrossFit team names that will either leave your opponents trembling in their metcons or rolling on the floor laughing!
We have got over 1300 of the funniest, most badass, and cheekiest team names available on the internet for your CrossFit team. Have a browse below and enjoy!
No doubt you’ve already told all your friends (and probably even strangers!) that you do CrossFit and that it is the best thing in the whole entire world since sliced bread. Well, now you can tell them all about the upcoming event you’d like to invite them to and the funny CrossFit team name that you’ve chosen from below! 😉
There are always some legit badasses at every CrossFit box. Even if you or your team mates don’t consider yourselves badasses, you can choose a badass team name from below and make it seem like you are. And then when competition day arrives, other teams will shiver at the badass-ery that is your name.
Whether you’re a married couple, best friend from school, work colleagues, or even just CrossFitters at the same box, you just love doing your WODs together. Why not go ahead and give your dynamic duo a team name that your box will always remember the both of you by? We’ve compiled a list of cheeky Crossfit team names below.
Thing 1 And Thing 2
Ren and Stimpy
Bulldozer Team
Two Pairs Of Thighs
Peanut Butter & Jelly
Bad And Booty
One Rack And One Sack
AnyMore AnyLess
Pretty Pretty
How I Met This Runner
Married To Crossfit
Gym & Juice
We Swiped Right
Romeo And Juliet
Guns And Roses
The Fast And Delirious
Short And Stout
Tootsie Rollers
Together, Stronger
Profit and Loss
Siegfried And Roy
Better and Best
Skinny Bou’s
Barbells And Bros
Work Mates
Adam And Eve
Opposites Attract
Butch And Sundance
Soul Mates
Cheech And Chong
Skinny Dippers
Fred And Wilma
Tag Team
Penn And Teller
Dharma And Greg
Naked and Afraid
Thick And Thin
Slim N Trim
Dead Men Running
Tom And Jerry
Jacked & Tan
Chunky Monkeys
Smokey And The Bandit
Yin And Yang
Beavis And Butthead
2 Fast 2 Furious
The Twins
Laurel And Hardy
Partners In Crime
Snatch & Grab
Barhell Brothers
The Young And The Breathless
Hustle And Muscle
Bonnie And Clyde
Way & Co
We Left
Until Death Do Us Part
Couples Therapy
Thelma And Louise
Jerk And Snatch
Tap Out, Tap In
Skim & Slim
Booty And The Beast
My Motivation
Friends With Crossbenefits
Guns And Looks
Faster Than The Speed Of Love
Puss And Boots
Two Peas In A WOD
The Game Boys
Vicious And Delicious
Batman And Batgirl
Friend Zoned
Mario & Luigi
Ginger Bread Men
Him And Her
Excuse My Friend, He’s A Little Slow
Creative CrossFit Team Names
You and your team mates may not be able to pump out burpees or perform an 20 minute AMRAP in 5 minutes like Chuck Norris can, but at least if you choose one of the creative team names below, you’ll make it seem like you can!
Cluster Crew
WODspeed
Cirque Du Sore Legs
Flab Busters
Tons of fun
The Gymnastics Four
Taco Barbells
Getting Loss
All The Whey
Weight Zero
Running On Empty
If Trump Can Run, So Can We
Squat Squad
Smallsville
Lost Because
Ternion
Flab Shrinkers
Less Than U
The Slimsons
Little Steps of Hope
Slower Than Justin Bieber Doing Long Division
Coast Busters
World Cup
MeNew
Churchill Downs
Rowing Pains
The Meltaways
Meltaways
Lean Into It
Amish I Wasn’t Running
Happy Feet
99 Problems But A Bench Aint One
Broad Chesters United
Body Builders
Friends with Weightlifts
Thin to Win
Nutin’ To It
Net Loss
Weight Warriors
Fatra
It Only Hurts The First Time
The Athletic Team
Amino Disrespect
HolyShoot
Blue Team
Beastjuice, Beastjuice, Beastjuice
Belly Flat
One Weigh
Farmasi
WOD Save The Queen
Pumba Tumba
Born to Win
Drop It Like It’s Hot
Good Bye Lovehandles
Dwindling Expectations
Snatch Me If You Can
We Pity The Fool!
The WODfathers
Take Off
Been There, Done Fat
Keeping Up With The Kenyans
No U-Turn
Lost My Mine
Waist Shapers
Liar Liar Legs On Fire
Stop, Drop And Squat
Snack Attack
Excess Baggage
FreeSome
Losers
Deleteous
Your Loss
HiIn
Another Night At The Bar
Creatine So Much Fear
Re-fused
Weight Benders
Flex Appeal
Buck Furpees
Downsizers
Drop It Now
Waist Watchers
All For WOD And WOD For All
WODopolis
Spin Doctors
At Least
Snatchy McLovin
The Underground Emoz
It Figures
Mithoo
Hola Amigo
New Dimension
Talent Agency
Regima
Lost Boys
InTestTime
Yippie Kie Yay Heavy Lifters
Pound Droppers
Sweat Lovers
Ignorance Is Blisters
Zimbo
The Flat Tyres
Pumba Team
Sauna Mina Dika
The Shedding Machines
Lollapaloser
Time Theives
New Creations
Zombie Apocalypse Preparation
Fitness Maniacs
Workout Stylists
Eight Two Much
Wii Left
Bad Santas And Naughty Elves
Flash Gordon
Fat Earthers
Team America
Let All Prevail
Refusees
WODs In Our Favor
ReNew
A Team Has No Name
Diminishing Returns
Dump Your Rump
Tour de Fat
In WOD We Trust
Fit to Page
Winning Losers
Gym Class Heroes
The Squatting Dead
Journey to Lose
Ran From The Law And The Law Won
Waist Away
What Would WOD Do?
More Than Less
World Wide Weight
Natural Born Killers
Hungary Hanna
McDoNot
Fillet-buster
Cast-A-Weighs
Big Bad Apples
Ploum Ploum
Boxers
Team McSlim
The Slims
Sugar 3 (Good for 3 members team)
Achy Breaky… Everything
The Breakers
Way Less
Holy Fit
Dietox
Net Weight
Kilo Game
Smells Like Team Spirit
Walk The Walk
Just Do It… Tomorrow
We Lift More Than We Make
Thrashing Thrusters
Lighten Up
Hungry Hungry Hippos
Sole Patrol
WOD Did We Get Into?
Power Rangers
The Obstakillers
The WOD-Tang Clan
Fitness Chasers
Paleo Hunters
VegMe
I’m Fast Because I Run With A Cape
Weigh to Go
No Less No More
Candy Crush
Kilo Zoom
More Legs Than A Bucket Of Chicken
Quiz-goes
Mid Leg Crisis
Die Lard
Nothing Extra
Below See Level
Cafe In
Body Toners
Walking Fat Burners
Going To Need New Clothes
We’re Weighting For You
Carb Blockers
Team Future
Weigh To Go
Sunny Sauna
Less Than Yesterday
Fat Shed-iators
Profit and Weight Loss Account
The Over Achievers
Oh My WOD
Oh My Quad
Garbage Men
Health Warriors
Body Sculptors
Caloright
Why So Serious?
KiloBite
The Flexions
Legs Miserable
Going the Distance
Pace Cadets
We Stole Something
Heat Hard
Belly Bailout
Pumped Up Kicks
Installing Muscles, Please Wait
The Personal Trainers
Floopa’s
New Direction
Cell-u-Light
Wishful Thinning
Ruck Funning
kiloGrab
Snacks Over Meals
Anonymous
bIG bUZZ
WOD U!
This Just Thin
Jiggle Giggle
Run Forrest, Run!
Relay Racers
Netflix And WOD
Not A Cent More
I Thought This Was A Pub Crawl
XBox
WOD Do U Mean?
WODs Up?
NeverBetter
Refugees
Rise of the Fit-ians
Soda Crush
The Trots
WOD God
Shed the Lead
Less Than More
Fatloss Badloss
Say Choose!
Weight Strippers
5K Everyday
Flat Balloons
Pain Killers
Tenderfoots
Company Cupcakes Cutting down
Change Your Weigh
Carb Loaders
Between A Walk And A Slow Pace
Guts to Dust
Everlasting WOD Stoppers
99 Problems But A Snatch Ain’t One
Fatloo
Slim Pancakes
Second to Last
PokeWOD Go
Indecisive But Not Sure
Running From Commitment
Fat Squad
30 Hour Team Sobriety Challenge
Fitness Fanatics
Drop It Like It’s Squat
Reducers
Worst Pace Scenario
Cellulite Assassins
WOD Are Those?
Cereal Killer
Shake Weight All-Stars
Keep Calm And Squat On
Aldous
WODDING Crashers
Flab Fighters
Smartie Pants
Slim Pickens
Snatchin’ And Dispatchin’
Out with the Octopus
Hi5
Yes We Can-ada
Not Dead, We Just Smell Like It
Waisting Away
Go Down
Sweating Sveltes
Choose to Lose
Thinner than You
Junk Bunkers
Snatch Jokes
GreenTee
Going Light
Time Wounds All Heels
Cruisin’ for losin’
Flexual Healing
AC/DC
Many Less
Skinny Up
BangGag
Hodor
The Mudstaches
Temporary Pain
Calvary Air Bounce
Keep Calm and Squat On
Amish Assasins
Fitness Rules
Bros and Barbells
Stop, Drop, And Squat
French Toast Mafia
The Slim Pack
Slimpossible
Two Peas in a WOD
Girls Just Want to Have Run
Run like the Winded
Fat Bottom Girls
Mudder of All
82Much
Slow Burn
Shooting Star Syndicate
2Fit2Quit
Misters, Blisters and Soul Sisters
Bringing Up The Rear
The Sandbaggers
Buns On The Run
Till Failure
Crossfit Collective
Booty and the Beast
Just two more
Sole Train
Cirque de Sore Legs
Zombie Jamboree
Just Here for the Bacon
Baby Got Track
Flying Space Monkeys
Legs Miserable
The Weight List
Weights before Dates
Twister Blisters
How I met your Mudder
Will WOD for Donuts
Salute the Glutes
Lean on Me
The Flip Force
Pain Killers
Victorious Secret
Broseph Stalin
Just Results
Some Assembly Required
Meaty Divas
Clean Jerks
First Rule of Crossfit: Always talk about Crossfit
Blood, Sweat and Beers
Between A Walk and A Hard Place
Drop It Like A Squat
Flex Appeal
Gym Class Gypsies
Nerd Herd
Dashing Divas
The Couch Sweet Potatoes
We Can Do This in Our Sleep
It only hurts the first time
Team Spanks
Trouble Unders
Hustle and Muscle
2 FIT 2 QUIT
Dirty Deadlifters
Fem Fitales
Flexual Healing
Buff and Stuff
The Young and Breathless
Creatine so much Fear
Burpees Outbreak
Band of Mudders
Rinse and Repeat
Arms and Hammered
The Stud Muffins
The Squatting Dead
Straight outta on-ramp
Get Er’ Run
Jacked In The Box
Oh Kale Yeah
The Cool
Mom Jeans and Power Cleans
Can’t Stop, Won’t Stop
Fueled by Hops
Buns and Guns
My So Called Legs
Waist Management
We’re here for the free shirt
Small but Mighty
Like Fun only Different
Suns Out, Guns Out
The WOD Squad
Amino Disrespect
The Scream Team
Beast Mode Babes
Vicious and Delicious
Less Talk’n, More Squat’n
Rock Solid
Aggressively Average
WOD now, Wine later
Lunging Ninja
Sweat Junkies
Cool CrossFit Team Names for Females
CrossFit girls are some of the fittest athletes around! Yet there are different perceptions of what you actually do at a CrossFit box, as portrayed in the picture above. Why not choose a cool team name from below for your next CrossFit competition and show them all what a CrossFit girl really does!
Lean Queens
Thin It To Win It
Kettlebelles
Barbelles
Juicy Booties
Wild Kittens
GRL PWR
Show Me Your Snatch
Victorious Secret
F-Bomb Moms
WODsluts
Lifter Sisters
She Unit
Extreme Makeover – Booty Edition
Sassy by Summer
Disappearing Dames
Skinny Minnies
Crouching Girl, Hidden Cucumber
Lean On Me
Black Mambas
Sister Tribe
Pretty Pack
Peacocks
Dangerous Divas
Shooting Star Syndicate
Keeping Up With The WODashians
The Fem Fitales
Barbell Barbies
La Femme
Hustlin’ Honeys
Raw Nips And Chapped Lips
Bye Bye Bubble Butts
Chalk Blockers
Crushing Balls
Feisty Females
Girls Just Want To Have Run
Muffin Top Stoppers
Meno Pause Squats
Sole Sisters
Swole Sisters
Stunner Runners
Miracle Workers
Queen Bees
Training To Be Badass
Lady Killers
Girl Bosses
The Cougars
The Ho Ho Hoes
GoGo Girls
Dashing Divas
Fat Bottom Girls
Baby Got Track
Girls On Fire
Salute The Glutes
Estrogen Express
Female Force
The Matriarchy
Bringing Up The Rear
Chick Clique
HERd
Lady’s Gun Club
Flexible Divas
The Mudderellas
The Sexbombs
Iron Maidens
Like My Rack? You Should See My Snatch
Beast Mode Babes
Girl Gang
On The Grind
Fembots
Flab-u-less
Lifting Ladies
Small But Mighty
All About That Pace
Fairly Attractive Running Team
Breaking Balls
The HBICs
Pretty Tough
Run Like A Girl
Girls, Manterrupted
Dwindling Divas
Cunning Stunts
The Muddy Virgins
The Amazons
Girl Power
Waist Management
The Unicorns
Slick Chicks
Sweaty Coconuts
Multiple Scorgasms
The Femme Fatales
Baby Dollz
Wonder Women
Super Fem
Fierce Vaginas
Babe Bunch
Two Girls, One World Cup
Forget Skinny, Be Strong
Get Ovary It
She Devils
Meaty Divas
The Cowgirls
Smart Bells
Buns On The Run
Buns And Guns
The Bit Cheese
Passion Pavers
Dixies Midnight Runners
Weights Before Dates
WOD Now, Wine Later
The Medusas
Slimalicious Babes
The She-Hulks
Gurly Girls
Concrete Vaginas
Sisters Before Misters
Skinny-Sized booties
FLASH (Fit Ladies Always Stay Healthy)
The Blossoms
The Dottirs
Making HERstory
Women Slimpowerment
Gallop Gang
Neander-Gals
Dirt Up My Skirt
Estrogen > Testosterone
Game of Thrones CrossFit Team Names
Hodor
Gendry’s Never Ending Boat Ride
Protector of the Realm
Lannister Family Reunion
The Unsullied
We’re Number Wun Wun
Reek
The Kingsguard
The Master of Coin
Lord of the Andals
Stark Raving Mad
The Dothrookies
Born to Be Wildling
Jaqen of All Trades, Maester of None
Watchers on the Wall
Dark and Full of Terrors
The Sand Snakes
The Faith Militant
Battle of the Bastards
Ours is the Fury
Frey & Sons Wedding Planners
The One True King
Trial by Combat
Ask Me About My Grey Worm
The Usurpers
Halfman, Half Amazing
A Team Has No Name
Tywin, Lose, or Draw
Stormborn
The Kingslayers
Land of the Free and Home of the Braavos
The Direwolf of Wall Street
Christmas Crossfit Team Names
Yule-Log-y
Rudolph’s Drinking Buddies
The Mistletoe Wonderers
Jingle Ballers The Roasting Chestnuts
Solstice StarFighters
Jolly Saint Tricks
The Pregnant Virgins
Rudolph’s Red-Noses
Merry Quizmas
Festivus Freaks
Don and the Gay Apparels
Naughty List
Dashing Through the Hoes
Jolly Saint Dicks
The Demented Elves
Cheeses of Nazareth
Festivus For the Rest of Us
Operation Yuletree.
Rein Dears
The Balls of Holly
The Noel-It-Alls
Team Krampus
Lil’ Drumma boyz
Dancer’s Lancers
Santa’s $8/ Hour Helpers
Team Naughty
Jolly Holly Killers
The Promise Keepers
The Mistletoe Jockstraps
Kwanza Kolleagues
Chained Reindeer
We will deck your halls!
Jolly Saint Hicks
The Maids A Milkin’
Scrooge’s Little Helpers
Santas Little Trotters
Holly Jollys
Silent Knights
The Lil’ Drumma Boyz
The Parumpapapums
The Three Wise Men (and Women).
Winter Wonderland
The Wise Men
The Ho Ho Hoes.
Candy Canes
Red Nose Reindeers
Ho Ho Ho’s
Jolly Saint Pricks
The Stocking Stuffers
Santa’s Sweet Cookies
The Ho Ho Hoes
Jolly Raunchers
Vixen’s Pixies
Retail-Slave Elves
Mulled Wine Militia
Prancer’s Enhancers
Three Kings
Tinsel Toes
The Jingle Balls
Hanukah Haus
The Fruitcakes
Blitzen’s Brazens
NOEL!
The Naughty List
The Roaring Chestnuts
Angels on Horseback
Donner’s Honours
Sugar Plum Fairies
Santa’s Helpers
The Jingle Belles
The Red Nose Reindeers
Found Any You Liked?
Once you’ve selected a name for your team, let us know which once you picked!
Or do you have another great CrossFit team name you’d like to share? We’d love to hear about it! Contact us or comment below – it might just make it on the list!
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Mike Julom, ACE CPT
Mike is an ACE Certified PT and a CrossFit Level 1 Trainer. He is an avid lover of all sports. Basketball, tennis, athletics, volleyball, soccer, squash, golf, table tennis, even darts, you name it! He's a very active CrossFit athlete and has been WOD'ing for over 7 years. With such an intense fitness regime, Mike has learned to take care of his body physically, nutritionally, and spiritually. Mike founded ThisIsWhyImFit as a way to share his vast knowledge of exercises, diets, and general fitness advice.
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From ‘Flexy Beasts’ to ‘Wod Squad,’ these Crossfit team names are as hilarious as they are motivating!
From ‘Flexy Beasts’ to ‘Wod Squad,’ these Crossfit team names are as hilarious as they are motivating!